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Bipolar Blonde Moments: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes! For the Night!?

Posted: January 9th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: Bipolar Blond Momentum, Favorite New Thought . . ., Relationship Matters | Tags: , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Bipolar Blonde Moments: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes! For the Night!?

Blondes have more fun! Did you hear the one about the 2 blondes who got locked out of their car?

Bipolar Blond Moments - Gentlemen Prefer Blonds - For the NightOne blonde tried to break into the car, while the other watched. Finally the first blonde turned to the second with a resigned look on her face “I can’t get in!!” the second blonde said “keep trying, it looks like it’s going to rain and the roofs down!”

They’re the one thing on the planet that we’re still allowed to be cruel too, blondes, possibly because they insist on speaking, more likely because we view their egocentric follicle choice as simply asking for a trashing !?

I had a blonde once, she was completely nuts, by the end our überbrüsk liebesgeschichte I’d lost 3 cars, a bunch of cash, my clothes, my dog – literally – as well as all my furniture and twenty five per cent of my mind (clearly the good quarter). I did however learn a lesson, well that’s an exaggeration: I got left with a serious life question. Why does someone change their hair color from a perfectly acceptable color – gingers your excused – to blonde?

And the answer will possibly never appear, infact it’s more likely that physicists will re-write the general theory of relativity before humanity works out why an outwardly normal human wants to tart it up…

The answer I suspect is deeper than this pages length, and it turns out the answer is also futile. Men Prefer Non-Blondes! :: Read the full article »»»»