We generally start any Lucy Pinder post with Our Love For Lucy . . . and while this post is no exception - we do truly love Ms Pinders’ wholesome goodness – we are in absolute shock at the latest Lucy News! Ooh, and the answer to the question is YES! Ms Pinder can clearly make you lose control! OK, so whats all the fuss we hear you ask? :: Read the full NSFW! article »»»»
UK director Jonathan Glendening has dragged together a cast full of bodacious Britt beauties for his horror comedy Strippers VS Werewolves. Our fave glam model Lucy Pinder, makes her bigscreen debut along side Hostel topless hottie Barbara Nedeljakova, former Hollyoaks star Ali Bastian and former soap star Adele Silva. The rather fine line up of ladies star alongside the cream of British independent film actors, names like Billy Murray and Alan Ford. Also starring is Freddy Krueger himself Robert Englund as well as Steven Berkoff :: Read the full NSFW! article »»»»
“Can she make you lose control?”
A question we’ve considered for a while now, we’ve watched as Lucy ripped doors off a Range Rovers, Yes sweets, we think your a good driver? At least your bum doesn’t look fat in those jeans! We’ve watched as someone dubious watched Lucy, eeek Stalker Alert. We seriously didn’t ever think we’d be watching as Lucy got herself banned though, NOT OUR LUCY? All over that question, ”Can she make you lose control?” :: Read the full article »»»»
There are few celebrities in this world that we love more than Ms Lucy Pinder, a glamorous, intellegent go-getter, Ms Pinder is out there in the world, carving a space for herself through hard work, beauty and talent! We recently ranted on Ms Pinders participation in ModBall – that ubercool car meets glamazon rally – and an apparent falling out she never had.
The source for the – mistaken – falling-out was a little man who likes to be known as The Pigeon The Real Pigeon or The Actual Pigeon. Mr Pigeon is an overtly creepy bloke who’s made a living off the name of people he has no real attachment too – other than self indulgent wishful thinking - his only claim to fame seems to be leaching of other folks hard earned reputations.
Fortunately Ms Pinder is lucky enough to have a brilliant fan base, much of her web presence is thanks to hard working, loyal and loving fans. In our previous post on the oddball Mr Pigeon, we received an almighty outcry from genuine Lucy Pinder fans. We concede we may have been a little off the mark and appologise for any grief caused :: Read the full NSFW! article »»»»
We’ve had a stinky day around here at the highpants office, everything is not-quite-right with the day, you get it right? Stuff just doesn’t want to go, no biggies, just lots of nothings annoying the beegeebous out of the day. Then this little nugget hit the newsroom, and well we thought geez, it could be worse?!
Let me start by saying: We’re all just thankful she has a loving and supportive family, cause if she was my mother: I’d disown her!!
Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd, of Abergele, North Wales – how’d you know she’d be Welsh? huh – finally got the breast enlargement that she always wanted, at the age of 65. Lloyd lost her husband last year and decided it was time to invest his hard earned on some Pammy style cosmetic surgery, she transformed her breasts from an A cup to an F cup – for the boys, thats like going from a Ashley Greene to a Lucy Pinder.
“And now I feel so much more confident about myself. I feel my boobs have actually given me a new lease of life.”
Lloyd figured she owed herself a treat after having spent 15 years caring for her husband while he was ill. Amusingly sh’e intent on using her new assets as often as possible – possibly with anyone willing – she’s been on a few dates, seems she’s also found her mental age, one of her companions was a 24-year-old, eew, doesn’t that break the socially accepted ‘sibling rule‘ your not allowed to date anyone younger than your oldest child? Read the full article »»»»
The Lucy Pinder 2012 Calendar is HOT off the Press. NO! we’re not taking a cut of the sales from Lucy Pinder’s 2012 calendar, we just like the thought that this – Lynx – girl can make men deodorize their underarms! Clearly Ms Pinder is a looker, and yes boys I can hear you “stop talking” is such a rude comment! :: Read the full NSFW! article »»»»