With Lindsay Lohan the news just seems to go round and round and round. Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today - looking her usual mess -and had her probation revoked, it’s now likely she will go back to jail.
A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner, today and revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation, saying the actress has blown off her court-ordered community service and even questioning the starlet’s commitments to her acting career.
Childrens books, hmmm . . . The problem with this genre is the audience, without which it would be an admirable, even honorable calling. So lets imagine they don’t exist, lets imagine writing a childrens book that only the most lowbrow or hippest parents would ever read to a child. And hey presto, it’s been done already. Go the F**k to Sleep. written by Author: Adam Mansbach with illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F**k to Sleep is an <R> 18+ childrens book. Mansbach is an American author and professor of fiction at Rutgers University. His previous scribblings include Angry Black White Boy and The End of the Jews - for which he won the California Book Award for fiction in 2008.
If you’ve read any of my rants, you’ll know that I despise children, they’re a necessary evil, a little like salmonella. Unfortunately they exist and any opportunity to take the upper-hand is grabbed with glee. Mansbach has created a wonderfilled thing in Go the F**k to Sleep, he’s allowed the childless among us to grin at the antics of breeders, for this I thank him. Oh the book. buy it, read, stick it on a coffee table. There’s also an outstanding Audio Book, read by a man who’s voice was made to cuss, Samuel L. Jackson, snippet below.
The Audible.com spoken word rendition of Go the F**k to Sleep is well worth the piddly $1.99. Go the F**k to Sleep hasn’t endeared me to children, or parents, it has placed a rather large grin on my face though.
TAGS TAGS TAGS! The internet is run on the darn things, they assist in pointing your browser to relevant content. TAGS or keywords are intended to be overtly literal, for example: Facebook/facebook will clearly bring up search results relvant to Facebook/facebook! Based on Google’s clever search algorithm NOT PORN will list a bunch of sites that are not pornographic?! Wikipedia describe PORN as: “the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction.“ It stands to reason then that NOT PORN is NOT the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction. This is relevant to us for several reasons.
Google has suspended our Adsense account due to the Tag: NOT PORN
At NO TIME has or will www.highpants.com posted PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL, as the TAG suggests NOT PORN is not porn.
PORNOGRAPHIC material in our view is blatant, unmistakeable: when you see it you know it!
www.highpants is not claiming that it is angelic, nor are we remotely interested in skewed morals, our point of view is that of the broader community. Other TAGS that may offend are Shut The F_ck Up, Naked and Nude, Bipolar Blond Moment, infact almost any combination of words has the potential to offend.
We are not bound by any Google page rating system, nor do we recognise Google as a net nanny, we rely on www.ncmec.org and the like. We are rated <R> and our sites are suitable for adults 18 years and older.
If you are offended by any of our content – such as NOT PORN – please do not revisit our site, close this page and don’t return!
REMINDER! you are here voluntarily, if your children stroll onto this site, please control them.
A Reminder: Pornography or porn is the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction, we don’t run porn, we could care-less about your sexual arousal, we love you for your minds! NOT PORN is a literal TAG: it is not porn.
. . . and the Celebrity PR machine rolls on, with the latest celebrity hacking – we think this is new speak for MARKETING! The latest victim of picture hacking is MTV VMA nominated rapper “Gucci-Gucci” Kreayshawn.
She’s speciously claiming that some – Anti-Hollywood Extremists – have hacked her Twitter account and leaked topless photos taken of the artist?
Apparently she is also claiming she was underage when the pix were clicked!? Wouldn’t that imply the snapper was involved in kiddy porn, eeeeeeeek, eeeeeeeew etc.
Kreayshawn was quick to explain that the nasty Anti-Hollywood Hackers had sent her tweets promoting their odd message of anti-brew stuff,
…then the nasties deleted the poor gals twitter account.
Charles Stross’s latest techno thriller, Rule 34, is a clear view at the dark side of nerd culture, Stross has produced a grotesque and gripping page-turner. Rule 34 is a near-future science fiction novel by Charles Stross. Rule 34 is a loose sequel to Halting State.
The title is a reference to the memeRule 34 of the Internet, a meme which states that “If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.”
Rule 34 is told in second-person singular but from three points of view: Edinburgh Police Inspector Kavanaugh who investigates spammers murdered in a gruesome and inventive ways, and learns about similar cases in other parts of Europe.
Anwar, a former identity thief who becomes Scottish honorary consul for a fictional Central Asian state; and “The Toymaker”, an enforcer and organizer for the criminal “Operation”. Their interactions and conflicts drive the story.
It’s a slow Tuesday afternoon, and you’re coming to the end of your shift on the West End control desk when Sergeant McDougall IMs you: INSPECTOR WANTED ON FATACC SCENE :: Read the full article »»»»