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Cicciolina: If I Could love a Woman . . .

Posted: September 21st, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Naked and Nude, Not Porn, NSFW!, That Human Condition | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Cicciolina: If I Could love a Woman . . .

NSFW! M17 RATEDSeems our favourite Porn Star is back in the news. Having lived through a life filled with the normal angst, politics, celebrity, porn, marriage to Jeff Koons, divorce from Jeff Koons and on and on. Cicciolina aka Anna Elena Staller aka Ilona Staller, has once again hit the headlines.

If we back up to 1987 – eew, I’m old – Staller was elected to the Italian Parliament via the Lista del Sole – Green – party, her election caused much hoopla at the time and seriously aided her show business career.

Staller only served one term – 5 years – as a politician, then was promptly ditched by her constituents.

I am available to make love to Saddam Hussein to achieve peace in the Middle East” Staller said.

During her lustrous public service she continued to raise eyebrows, offering to make love to Saddam Hussien – before the Gulf War, so ahead of her time – in the name of peace. She also offered her wonderfilled body to Osama Bin Laden if he’d stop blowing stuff up, we think he declined.


Naked Therapy: Sarah White

Posted: September 18th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Favorite New Thought . . ., Love and Other Drugs, Naked and Nude, Not Porn, NSFW!, That Human Condition | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Naked Therapy: Sarah White

UPDATED: Just like a the plot of a soft porn flick, she plays up to overtly specific fantasies, soft soft spoken words of assurance and a sigh that subtly follows heart felt words. You might think this is pure fiction. In this Internet sourced world of nothing being real this one is so so real.

As The Naked Therapist – now known as Sarah White Therapy – Sarah  White offers one on one therapy sessions while she slowly strips till she’s in the buff :: Read the full article »»»»


NSFW! Scarlett Johansson

Posted: September 16th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Naked and Nude, Naked Self Portrat via iPhone, Not Porn, NSFW! | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on NSFW! Scarlett Johansson

NSFW! M17 RATEDUnfortunately it’s a dubious proposition, Johansson has a new movie out early next year, the much hyped Avengers. She’s also been a little quiet on the PR trail of late?

Regardless, the interweb is once more abuzz with naked private pictures of a celebrity. When are these people going to learn, it’s inappropriate to take naked snaps? If what you desire is a lily-white reputation, to be able to set a solid moral example for your younger more impressionable fans – DON’T TAKE THE HAPPY SNAPS!  it seems Ms Johansson has called in the FBI to track down those nasty phone hackers.

An FBI spokesman declined to confirm or deny any investigation was underway, and a representative for Ms Johansson was not available to comment.

Ms Johansson has apparently turned to her attorney Marty Singer to do the dirty work of making sure everybody in the world pulls down the dirty pix. Ms Johansson’s lawyer has made it clear that his client wants every website which has posted the pics to take them down immediately :: Read the full NSFW! article »»»»


Apparently Even Oldies Want Some Fun?!

Posted: September 14th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Blip, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Kiss My . . ., Love and Other Drugs, Not Porn, Socially Engineered, That Human Condition | Tags: , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Apparently Even Oldies Want Some Fun?!

We’ve had a stinky day around here at the highpants office, everything is not-quite-right with the day, you get it right? Stuff just doesn’t want to go, no biggies, just lots of nothings annoying the beegeebous out of the day. Then this little nugget hit the newsroom, and well we thought geez, it could be worse?!

Let me start by saying: We’re all just thankful she has a loving and supportive family, cause if she was my mother: I’d disown her!! 

Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd, of Abergele, North Wales – how’d you know she’d be Welsh? huh –  finally got the breast enlargement that she always wanted, at the age of 65. Lloyd lost her husband last year and decided it was time to invest his hard earned on  some Pammy style cosmetic surgery, she  transformed her breasts from an A cup to an F cup – for the boys, thats like going from a Ashley Greene to a Lucy Pinder.

“And now I feel so much more confident about myself. I feel my boobs have actually given me a new lease of life.”

Lloyd figured she owed herself a treat after having spent 15 years caring for her husband while he was ill. Amusingly sh’e intent on using her new assets as often as possible – possibly with anyone willing –  she’s been on a few dates, seems she’s also found her mental age, one of her companions was a 24-year-old, eew, doesn’t that break the socially accepted ‘sibling rule‘ your not allowed to date anyone younger than your oldest child? Read the full article »»»»


Funkinwagnill: Fact # 000003

Posted: September 10th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Not Porn | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Funkinwagnill: Fact # 000003

TAGS TAGS TAGS! The internet is run on the darn things, they assist in pointing your browser to relevant content. TAGS or keywords are intended to be overtly literal, for example: Facebook/facebook will clearly bring up search results relvant to Facebook/facebook! Based on Google’s clever search algorithm NOT PORN will list a bunch of sites that are not pornographic?! Wikipedia describe PORN as: “the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction.” It stands to reason then that NOT PORN is NOT the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction. This is relevant to us for several reasons.

Google has requested that our TAG: NOT PORN be removed from our Stepanie Seymour Articles: www.sociallyengineered.com.au/Stephanie+Seymour/ claiming the articles are pornographic?

Google has suspended our Adsense account due to the Tag: NOT PORN

At NO TIME has or will www.highpants.com posted PORNOGRAPHIC MATERIAL, as the TAG suggests NOT PORN is not porn.

PORNOGRAPHIC material in our view is blatant, unmistakeable: when you see it you know it!

www.highpants is not claiming that it is angelic, nor are we remotely interested in skewed morals, our point of view is that of the broader community.
Other TAGS that may offend are Shut The F_ck Up, Naked and Nude, Bipolar Blond Moment, infact almost any combination of words has the potential to offend.

We are not bound by any Google page rating system, nor do we recognise Google as a net nanny, we rely on www.ncmec.org  and the like.
We are rated <R> and our sites are suitable for adults 18 years and older.

If you are offended by any of our content – such as NOT PORN – please do not revisit our site, close this page and don’t return!

REMINDER! you are here voluntarily, if your children stroll onto this site, please control them.

A Reminder: Pornography or porn is the portrayal of explicit sexual subject matter for the purposes of sexual arousal and erotic satisfaction, we don’t run porn, we could care-less about your sexual arousal, we love you for your minds!  NOT PORN is a literal TAG: it is not porn.


Six Things That SCREAM Your Old!

Posted: September 9th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Bipolar Blond Momentum, Favorite New Thought . . ., No Sh_t Sherlock . . ., Not Porn, Socially Engineered | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Six Things That SCREAM Your Old!

YOUR OLDApparently if your 29, YOUR OLD. That’s according to the most annoying – yes I’m old – generation in the galaxy, the Twenty Somethings. We’re not talking Gens here, this seems universal to all gen’s and is specific to any gen at this age.

Twenty Somethings, their perspective on life is hunted down by marketers, their opinions on almost everything permeates and molds the opinions of society in general. According to Robin Marantz Henig of the New York Times: “The 20 somethings are a black box, and there is a lot of churning in there. Getting to what we would generally call adulthood is happening later than ever”  One-third of people in their 20s move to a new residence each and every year for a decade.

Fifty percent of twenty somethings will move back home with their parents at least once. They will go through an average of seven jobs in through before they hit 30. Two-thirds spend at least some time living with a romantic partner without being married. And marriage occurs later than ever.

The median age at first marriage in the early 1970s, when the baby-boomers were young, was 21 for women and 23 for men; by 2009 it had climbed to 26 for women and 28 for men, five years in a little more than a generation. We’re not really sure what previous generations of twenty somethings considered old, nor why it matters just what barely out of their teens, indestructo’s think is a question we won’t go anyplace near. What’s most amusing about being old is what the youngsters have missed out on :: Read the full article »»»»