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Quote of the Day

Posted: June 20th, 2012 | Author: | Filed under: Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Favorite New Thought . . ., Quote of the Day | Tags: , | Comments Off on Quote of the Day

Quote of the Day - Diana Detox via Heels and Candy - Don't Stop, I'm ComingQuote of the Day - Diana Detox via Heels and Candy - Don't Stop, I'm Coming

LiLo Breaches Probation

Posted: October 20th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Bailout, Bipolar Blond Momentum, Blip, Blipvert, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Cult of Celebrity, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Favorite New Thought . . ., Get Out of the House, Love and Other Drugs, News, News Update, Socially Engineered, Standout, That Human Condition | Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off on LiLo Breaches Probation

With Lindsay Lohan the news just seems to go round and round and round. Lindsay Lohan appeared in court today –  looking her usual mess -and had her probation revoked,  it’s now likely she will go back to jail.

A Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner, today and revoked Lindsay Lohan’s probation, saying the actress has blown off her court-ordered community service and even questioning the starlet’s commitments to her acting career.

CONTINUED: Read the full article »»»»

CDC Website Downed by Zombies, Ooh and it's the weekend.

Posted: October 7th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Bipolar Blond Momentum, Blip, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Faux Fashion Finds, Favorite New Thought . . ., Kiss My . . ., Love and Other Drugs, Socially Engineered, Thank F_ck it's Friday!, That Human Condition, Wonderfilled Weekend! | Tags: , , , , | Comments Off on CDC Website Downed by Zombies, Ooh and it's the weekend.

It’s been a mammoth week around here, just to show we have an empathy bone, we’re assuming everyone on the planet had the same mammoth week. Wikipedia describes Friday as “Friday (Listeni/ˈfraɪdeɪ/ or /ˈfraɪdi/) is the day between Thursday and Saturday.” HELPFULL AS EVER? What can one say to that? Thank F_ck it’s Friday! So you need a smile?? ~ don’t get excited, we only do clean.

Back in May, those hipsters at the CDC – The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention– put up a Zombie Warning, clearly it was fake, it did however trip the CDC website, actually thats being modest, the Zombie page took out the entire CDC site. The interweb is full of scams, urban legend and hoaxters, this is true, truly!

 If you missed the chaos, here’s a quick roundup!

May 18, 2011 @ 2:43pm: A few hours ago, the CDC tweeted about a blog post on their site, called “Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse” Considering the unending popularity of zombies, strongly perpetuated by the web culture, the CDC’s web server was subsequently blitzed by page requests. Even our favorite search behemoth – Google –  had some serious issues caching the page, it took almost a day for Google to get a snapshot of the CDC page up.

Those same hipster boffins at CDC have the page back up, pour yourself a glass of your favorite poison, light up if you got ’em, sit back, chill your soul and get amused at the rubbish that amuses the rest of the world. [if you missed the CDC link, here it is again:> http://emergency.cdc.gov]

Have a Wonderfilled Weekend! D★D


Apparently Even Oldies Want Some Fun?!

Posted: September 14th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Blip, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Kiss My . . ., Love and Other Drugs, Not Porn, Socially Engineered, That Human Condition | Tags: , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Apparently Even Oldies Want Some Fun?!

We’ve had a stinky day around here at the highpants office, everything is not-quite-right with the day, you get it right? Stuff just doesn’t want to go, no biggies, just lots of nothings annoying the beegeebous out of the day. Then this little nugget hit the newsroom, and well we thought geez, it could be worse?!

Let me start by saying: We’re all just thankful she has a loving and supportive family, cause if she was my mother: I’d disown her!! 

Great-grandmother Joan Lloyd, of Abergele, North Wales – how’d you know she’d be Welsh? huh –  finally got the breast enlargement that she always wanted, at the age of 65. Lloyd lost her husband last year and decided it was time to invest his hard earned on  some Pammy style cosmetic surgery, she  transformed her breasts from an A cup to an F cup – for the boys, thats like going from a Ashley Greene to a Lucy Pinder.

“And now I feel so much more confident about myself. I feel my boobs have actually given me a new lease of life.”

Lloyd figured she owed herself a treat after having spent 15 years caring for her husband while he was ill. Amusingly sh’e intent on using her new assets as often as possible – possibly with anyone willing –  she’s been on a few dates, seems she’s also found her mental age, one of her companions was a 24-year-old, eew, doesn’t that break the socially accepted ‘sibling rule‘ your not allowed to date anyone younger than your oldest child? Read the full article »»»»

Naked Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan

Posted: September 4th, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Blip, Celebrity Gossip, Celebrity News, Cult of Celebrity, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox | Tags: , , , , , , , | Comments Off on Naked Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan

Just for a change that’s not actually the case. Our favorite Hollywood Celebrity would never get her kit-off, not-ever. No Lindsay Lohan has done much badliness but not the Naked Self Portrait. She does however have some new ink! Billy Joel Lyrics Though? We’re still a little puzzled, keep repeating that same question – WHY!?


“Well I’m sure that  I could be a movie star, if I could get out of this place”
"iI'm sure I could be a star, if I could get outa this place" Lyrics by Billy Joel


Thankfully LiLo didn’t inkup on Piano Man, she went a little more now. We’re still having a hard time with why anyone would inkup on a  Billy Joel Lyric, permanently engraved onto their porcelain white? Joels only ever been in once and it was in the eighties, even then he was barely in, in-fact so much more out than in. What can we say, checkout the pix and judge for yourself – cool or tool?

“Clear as crystal sharp as a knife, I feel like I’m in the prime of my life”

Celebrity tattoos are a dime a dozen, but that doesn’t make them any less intriguing. What better way to get a glimpse at their inner life than scoping out their permanent markings? Crap, we’re just happy our LiLo kept her kit on!  The lines above read “Clear as a crystal, sharp as a knife / I feel like I’m in the prime of my life.”  That’s almost interesting. If this is the “prime of her life,” she aught to be a little concerned. As for “clear as a crystal,” huh? Did that house arrest, rehab and ankle bracelet truly clear that beautiful little mind?

Like much of what falls out of LiLo’s life, this ink is a little ambiguous. It sounds genuine,  it is after-all a tattoo, but it doesn’t seem to fit the rest-of-the-worlds view of the actress. A view from within a mind is a nice thought . . .

No matter how many times she says she’s a changed woman, she just can’t seem to keep herself out of the news. And every time she pops up we sit here expectantly waiting on the clothes off Naked self Portrait!

Not that she’s obligated to, of course, but it does make us wonder what’s going on inside that formerly ginger head. We are completely clueless at what the above tattoo says, google it, we’re just thankful there’s a sleeve up there someplace, we do like the little splashes of color, very cutesy.

This twitter pic has less than nothing to do with LiLo’s new ink,  it’s simply our favorite LiLo, every Hollywood actress should feel like MM every now and then.

We’re going to keep skeptically hanging out for the iPhone edition . . .

Shut the F_ck up: Kim Kardashian, Jam Video Leaked?!

Posted: September 1st, 2011 | Author: | Filed under: Bipolar Blond Momentum, Diana Detaux, Diana Detox, Music, Naked and Nude, Not Porn, Shut the F_ck Up!, Socially Engineered, They Said What | Tags: , , , , , | Comments Off on Shut the F_ck up: Kim Kardashian, Jam Video Leaked?!

Ok now we’re pissed! The Hollywood PR machine has now taken over the galaxy. The regular fools that run with FAKE LEAKS are all lined up – no surprise – on this one. Add into that rag-tag bunch of no-hope journalists a couple of wannabe trash-glam bloggers like Perez – you should know f_cking better – Hilton and a couple of other hopeless fools  . . . . and what do you have, NOT MUCH

Ok Ok, I hear you! WTF is this RANT about?  Well I’m ever so pleased you asked!  KIM KARDASIAN

Apparently the well rounded nightmare has a new video clip out – which is clearly a problem – but not the crux of this gripe + moan. The gripe is the manner in which the talentless darling launched her noise into the galaxy. News sites, Music sites and gossip mongers all chipped in to sell us all a headline “Leaked New Kim Kardasion Music Clip” Seriously are we this thick!! Mainstream, supposedly professional journalists publishing what is simply Hollywood hipe. Lets not get sideways on this, we love Hollywood Hipe! It is what it is, hipe, and has no place in media being presented as news or faux gossip! To those journos and editors that published this trash  . . . and you wonder why your industry is shrinking from under you?!

The Mail Online headline  “The OTHER video Kim Kardashian didn’t want you to see: Racy music clip for failed single leaked online”  Not even close to a racy music clip,  It’s a 55 second teaser! Read the full article »»»»