OK, we’ve ragged out Mr Sheen for the past wee while – with much love – Charlie’s managed to turn the tide of disdain to his advantage, then turn it back again. We think we know why, the lame-ass cliche goes “behind every good man is a Great woman” this we guess indicates that “behind every slightly trippy hollywood goof, is a completely Mental bipolar blond”
Seems Charlies ex-better-half is doing the bipolar bebop . . .
Perez Hilton and TMZ have over the past few days reported on Brooke Muellers odd – I’m intent on doing the opposite to what I should be - behavior. We reckon it’s a little naive to have thought that Mueller had hooked up with Sheen for his responsible outlook on life, we as an audience have embraced him for his shear stupidity, Mueller no doubt shared this attraction long before his life turned to it’s current muddy composition. It would be foolish to forget that Mueller has had her share of drug problems – rehab just a year ago didn’t pan out so well, it would be down right daft to think that as a couple the pair didn’t par-take together. Which raises the obvious question, What was Meuller thinking when she went down the He’s so out of control route? did she really think this tactic wouldn’t come back and bite her pretty lil ass?
This week, Brooke Mueller sent up some serious red flags about a possible drug relapse when she was spotted at a pawn shop trying to hock some high ticketed items and was acting, in a word, tweaked. Sources close to her insisted that she was just helping out a friend, but to make sure, the courts ordered she undergo a mandatory, random drug test yesterday to prove she hasn’t started using again ::::
We’ve just found out that she never showed up for her drug test and even worse, she spent the last couple of hours before the test frantically searching for a way out of it. According to sources, Brooke was on the phone with every friend she ever had, desperately trying to find someone who would provide her with drug-free urine to pass off as her own. On top of that, an anonymous drug-dealer came forward shortly after she refused to take the test yesterday to claim that he had just sold an “8-ball” of drugs to Brooke.
And the pieces all fall together…
Whether she was hyped up on something or not is irrelevant at this point. Since she refused the test, which we don’t know why you would do if you weren’t high, the court finds her guilty by default and on Tuesday, she will appear in court to discuss her future options as her twin boy’s guardian. Also expected to be in courtroom that day - Sheen - the boys father. No doubt, he will take this opportunity to regain custody of his children. The plan for Charlie, according to source close to the situation, is to ” ask the court for the temporary custody of the boys if Mueller agrees to enter rehab. Charlie is concerned for Brooke, but his first priority is the boys and their safety.” Sounds like they would both be a lot safer without either of their parents, who clearly can’t keep it together long enough for them to even make it to their next birthday! [PH!]
Then there’s the Pawn - darn we hoped for the other, porn – shop video, ok so a little explanation; most of us have never done benders, taken a month or three away from the world and just gone sick on drugs and alcohol, right. An odd thing happens to folk who choose the dark corridor of relief, they start frequenting ODD places, strip clubs, pawn shops and similarly chilled venues.
Charlie Sheen has gone off the rails, but Brooke Mueller is giving him a run for his money and then some. This new story about the ex-Mrs. Sheen is amazing. According to TMZ, Brooke walked into a pawn shop in Inglewood, Calif., yesterday morning, trying to hock an expensive men’s watch and a stereo.
An employee at the shop, Jack Feldman, says Brooke desperately wanted cash for the items, but the store did not oblige because she lacked a valid ID.
In the surveillance footage from the store, Brooke Mueller nervously and anxiously paces around the store while the employees check out the items. She certainly shouldn’t need cash – she’s getting $55,000 a month in child support ON TOP of the multi-million dollar divorce settlement from Charlie. Brooke’s mom is taking care of their twins. Thank goodness.
Mueller has not been reached for comment, but her mom, Moira Fiore claims there’s an explanation for Brooke’s bizarre behavior in the pawn shop. Her daughter was probably selling off some stuff for a friend …. AS A FAVOR, Moira says. Likely story. Brooke’s friends say that’s BS – and she’s MIA! Seriously, no one knows where she is and her phone is off. Brooke’s mom is adamant that she knows where Brooke is, though when asked about Brooke’s drug use, she “didn’t know anything.” Stay tuned …
UPDATE: Mueller has hours to resurface. She is scheduled to take a mandatory drug test at 6 p.m., and her child custody hangs in the balance. Charlie Sheen and Brooke each agreed to take random drug tests as a part of the custody settlement they hammered out earlier this year. If Brooke doesn’t show, the test will be considered failed by default. Several of Brooke’s friends fear she’s fallen off the wagon and she’s completely disappeared. We can only hope she’s alright and gets help. [HG!]
UPDATE: Mueller, checked into a drug rehabilitation center after some bizarre behavior last week, including trying to hock jewelry and a stereo at a pawn shop in Inglewood, according to TMZ. On Friday, she reportedly refused a drug test, even though it was required under the terms of her custody settlement with Sheen. Sheen’s lawyers will bring up the drug test issue at a court hearing on Tuesday.Mueller spent time at The Canyon, a rehab facility in Malibu, in February of 2010, but checked out after a reported privacy breach. The pair filed for divorce in November, but the split isn’t expected to be finalized until May.
Video via YouTube, TMZ
Contibuting Copy via Perez Hilton, TMZ and Hollywood Gossip